"Yes, it’s true, we are engaged. I don’t have any other news to share as we’re just getting started with the planning now. But I can say we’re very, very happy, and our cherished family pet, Vito the robotic vacuum cleaner, is practically buzzing with excitement.”

Congratulations Santino and Jess!

enjolras-for-you:

i’m fairly confident

nothing in this movie is not a metaphor

forest-of-stories:

agelfeygelach:

roachpatrol:

tastefullyoffensive:

Science Penguin [x]

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

SO HAPPY TO SEE SCIENCE PENGUIN ON MY DASH.

If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal “usted”

leslieknope:

shoutout to the best onion article of all time

pulitzer-prince:

How can you argue this isn’t the greatest city in the world?

teachingliteracy:

raybolger:

Literature Meme ||| {9/10} Prose
● F A H R E N H E I T   4 5 1 ●
                   by Ray Bradbury

It’s a world where firemen start fires rather than stop them. It’s a world where books are banned(after all, they hold bad ideas). It’s a world where people do not spend time alone, or take pleasure in the outdoors. Most importantly, it’s a world where people do not think independently and the burning point of paper is 451 degrees.

musical theatre female character meme: A princess
» Princess Jasmine (Aladdin)

You have to be odd to be number one.

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

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